A friend of mine called me this morning sounding very desperate. He sounded like he’d committed some terrible crime. I asked him what the hell was his problem and he told me that he got a girl’s number. She was a very beautiful girl, he said. In fact, she could be one of the great ones.
“That’s great! So what’s the problem?”
“Our first real date is this Friday.”
“Oh ok. Sorry, I still don’t see the problem.”
“I don’t know where the hell to take her, man.”
“I’m new to this city, after all. And it’s not like I’m rollin in the Benjamins.”
“No of course not.”
“Do you any good spots around town? Unique spots? Maybe places that not everyone knows about. And also of course, not too pricey.”